emoPaladin and mules whoring

Finally got PLD 75 last week (this means Kerb is MNK75 too!), thanks a lot to some LS mates who helped me “leeching” in merits (cause that job in merits is…….kinda lul) or even logging me for some exp (Kerb and Grae)

I’m so happy I finally finished this, but I really really really need ninja subjob. And RDM for BLM. Gonna start hardcore leveling sometimes next week, and want to be done with it forever. Then merits, since I’m kinda “almost” OK with BLM stuffz.

I played PLD a couple of times and well……..been kinda depressing. I think I suck real hard. Or maybe I dared with something too much for a newbie, I don’t know. What event? Einherjar.
Having an horde of mobs on me, trying to voke/flash/save everyone is more brain draining than all my other jobs at the moment, and all I see are my HPs going down. Motsognir demons fucking hurt.

Why am I failing that hard? I thought I was at least decent at tanking. Or really I should have avoided Einherjar and tried easy stuff like dynamis or some lolNM/mission mob? I don’t know. I’m just really pissed about myself.
Maybe I should have really picked some other job ;< Maybe Red Mage, or Scholar. Meh. HALP ; ;

And yeah, last Einherjars have been very embarrassing.
Keep losing for stupid stuff. And I hate myself for not going BLM yesterday and went on PLD instead. Should avoid tanking ’till I’m comfortable surviving on Ronfaure rarabs….. :(
Lack of sleepgas and low member attendance sucks. Failing so much stuff in general lately, that’s really no good… hope everything will get better sometimes soon.

Salvage side, keep being noobs as usual. Got 35 Usukane legs at 2.5 secs before exiting (checked timestamp) and of course we lost them, couldnt even reach lot menu that fast. Called GM but got nothing.
Sorry Pace :(

Dekka still hates me, last time our THF DC’d before the fight….yay. Salvage is making me really more and more emo each day it passes. Kinda feel like the tricked one. Been doin it for over a year, almost since release and people who started it like last summer have already a full set or multiple pieces of various armors.
Blah.

Nothing really much to say besides this, cept this lotto bonanza madness. Both me and Kerb filled our accounts with all possible mules ever and started exping them.
I currently have almost four characters I could buy marbles with (Jowah, my first character ever Sloth, a lvl 5 and 4 mule. Still 12 to go!

First mule: Kerberox. I lol’d.
I was going to name him Kerberos (If there is some nerd around should even know what protocol Kerberos is) but unfortunately it was taken….so here it goes, got an “x” instead of that “s”.
That ugly bearded hume is obviously Kerb, naming himself Jetski after a LS member, Jski.
Omg that was real fun. Actually I created another mule named after some real player, and that’s actually “Graelol”, but he’s s still lvl 1. Sorry Graeson! Don’t delete that character on my account please!

Second set. Swollenuvula (……….guess whos this character) and Berrie. Respectively mithra and elvaan female.
For obvious reasons we made all mules MNKs for better and fast leveling, and started in San d’Oria.
I really hate leveling low level jobs but this is actually fun! Everything is so much better when you play with someone, I really get bored easily.
We can finish a mule in 30-40 mins or so with PL and crappy gimped XP party, unfortunately we have no BRD/COR mule or that would have been really faster than that.
Gonna raise Graelol next! Then I need to create other mules. The city introduction is really irritating, and I can’t make more than 2 characters at time cause i die each time at all those “movies” D:

Like Kerb said, aren’t we the most awesome lesbo couple :D
*Beware of his DATs here, it’s one of his SSs, I stopped modding that heavy long ago D:!*

My character just needs a whip then we’re set D:!
(K, I’m really a perv but that’s kinda a known thing, so uh……that’s ok.

SquareEnix altro introduced new relic weapons.
Everyone is like “O.O” and guessing how you can upgrade those stuff.

I remember back then reading you need to get through Nyzul floor 100 two times (but I can be totally wrong) and….just my personal opinion, maybe we’ll need items/ingredients from Einherjar (insane amount of Ampules maybe?), new drops in Salvage or some retarded amount of Imperial coins/IS.

I’m really curious, but just a bit disappointed for a couple of things.

Those are weapons for my current jobs.
Laevateinn for BLM, Yagrush for WHM, Burtgang for PLD, Carnwenhan for BRD and Nirvana for SMN.
Totally disappointed about BRD not getting a horn/harp and PLD having a sword instead of a shield.

Also kinda wondering about stats of those items, and/or if they will come along with some “power within”.
What i mean is, regular relics have an unique WS. Maybe those will have unique WSs, spells or abilities? A Nirvana with some new Avatar coming along would fit just so perfectly.
Kaevateinn….some new spell? Or just god please, make me getting rid of elemental staves and save some inventory.

My Nyzul set is still at level 40-45 (but we’re farming everything for everyone so I’m ok with that) but I’m not really sure if Darkbrillance will be up for the floor 100 warp trick.
Well, guess it’s too much early to talk about this, I really can’t wait new informations!

And since Maiev usually skip rest of content if I post a drawing first………. gonna put pics as last topic!

Just a WIP (work in progress) shoot of the one I blogged about some time ago. I am really really slow lately (my brain is lagging, duh) and MAYBE I’ll even use this one for BG art contest. Kerb kinda pushing me to do so D: Guess I’ll end up signin’ up on that.
Hope i’ll finish this sometimes soon :<

What about your babies Aspi?

Camping is gay. At least you can sit and chat between intervals, which is a good thing.
Or napping, since lately I kinda killed my sleep for this stupid turtle >.<

A turtle that doesn’t want to give (her?) egg out!
Been camping that thing for something like a whole month by now, and despite we claimed many Adamants (but no Aspi, can’t win that easily with bots :\) we’re still with no drop! Trying to claim that for Koenig feets also, but if egg drops I’ll just leave it and just ignore. Better camp more useful stuff next, like Joytoy for my PLD and BRD >.<!

While in Vos, and once in Bohyada, I kept skilling stuff. I need to cap staff and club! And sometimes soon I’ll have to cap sword as well on PLD @.@;; /superlazyetcetc
I managed to get 230 with club and finally…….. 200 with staff! About time I’d say!

Now uhm……..think I’ll stop skilling :p It bores me to death. I don’t hide the fact I’d love to get Retribution for BLM and SMN (spamming that each time i bot Kerb D:) but this is a minor thing that can definitely wait!
But it looks so damn cool. Especially on tarus. Guess I’ll skill again helping kerb to unlock his knuckles when he’ll need it :3

Last Dynamises were both true awesomeness (Buburimu) and total failure (Bastok)
Bubu dropped lot of nice stuff (but no Valor capes or Sorc belts, duh!) and despite some HUGE links, we managed to clear more than we used to, and started playing with scorps…. and I admit it wasn’t that bad.
But I want cocks. Yes, cocks. (For sorc belt, and I know already last sentence will get me lot of spam in the future D:)
Bastok failed. No boss kill, only a BLM af which I passed to Genkotsu (which it’s really killing me inside ;; but more will come I hope, sexeh pantssssss ;;!)

Second sky week. Been doin triggers as much as I could, having some insane BLM fun as well. Especially at Despot.
I <3 camping despot doin manaburn. Even if that ends with me eating dirt, which is definitely not good but I’m already used to that, so no worries!
Died so many times on other farmings as well, and mostly for noob actions :(
Broke the record on Faust with something like 3~ death to reach the orange room ;;

And I’m currently aiming for PLD stuff. So yeah, Koenig Head and Hands (too bad hands are bad, but I guess it’s just for the look and for lotwhoring sake).
Last week surprisingly not even a single martial showed off, unlike last Sunday! This means…

Gumbi was nice too, and gifted me with his shield. So happy! Gonna use this on WHM, and later on, on RDM.
That was like the oldest sky wish list item i had!
Then I’m kinda done with sky, not even considering wlegs because I have like 38473798 people before me D:
(So gay how we NEVER get crimson legs on kirin…………meh.)

3d Einherjar cycle to Odin, only two chambers left. We managed to get our first T3 clear yesterday. Red bats and Leeches, Cerberus boss. Easy stuff.

And, surprise, an Abjuration drop! Too bad it’s such useless nonsense like……… Phantasmal legs. Yeah, Shadow cuishes, which I ended getting them. Well, at least those are cute and pairing so nice with Askar feet!
Wtf need to finish it! Waiting for Graeson to catch us with his DRK, and then running together to 75. Can’t wait ;;

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And to end this post, all I need is a rant. What is better than Salvage to rant on?
Well. Starting to get annoyed. Having less and less people coming after each run. Failing on bosses. Gave up telling people what to do.
Getting so much 35s is wonderful, but not being able to SEE a 25 is horrible. Especially when you actually HAD money (all spent by now, fuck that) to pay for your upgrade material.
And I hate coming BRD 9 times out of 10runs. I like bard, but in salvage it’s something beyond utter boredom and gives me the feel like being……not enough useful, and a leech.
When I come whm it ends being a Bhaflau run which is mostly an AFK run for an healer. Since we can’t do boss, gg. And lag helps fucking things as well.
I’d like to come whm more as well, since I love the job, but laggy healer is not really a good idea, so …uh.
I’d like to go blm sometimes, but unfortunately there is no other brd, since the 2nd one is our thf. Yay.
And fucking Dekka keeps not dropping at all. Bleah.
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<3 Kerb for meriting and getting me Burst II! Almost 2k damage on stuff, SEXY!

Deadtaru.

Been totally lazy and din’t post anything yet, despite I had all pictures ready and some of them even uploaded for some days x_x
I’m just a bit tired! And actually pretending to work for real when I’m at office :v

Question of the day: Do all male taru BLMs come “embedded” with Kerb’ hairstyle?
Everytime I turn I find another one, it’s scary D;
(And half of them are bonecrafters, WTF!)

Last Sunday we did JoL for the sole purpose to pop Absolute Virtue and test out some theories. We totally used another strat for the whole thing, but I’m not going into details because I don’t actually know If i have to keep this secret D:

Anyway! Absolute Virtue popped and we started playing with it. Or I would say, it started playing with us.

We wiped around five times, but overall all the attempts were not *that* bad. The problem is, people fucking around with OUR AV, their wynavs, and claiming stuff around to help fucking us D:

This time was way way way more exciting and funnier than last time, I hope someone will make a real progress regarding this NM. I love when there is *real* hard stuff like AV.

I kept the thing spawned the whole time between wipes singing Hymnus with Mekaia and Selim’s mules as lvl 1 BST.
/pcmd add macro, sing, make em suicide, redo till ally has been restored.

This also means I didn’t play in the main ally till the last two attempts when some BRD went to sleep, since actually the Hymnus work is way more stressful than it seems!
Jowah likes to do those dirty tiring unique jobs :3
And fortunately, for god sake, this time I didn’t lost 50k EXP like I did in our last attempt!

Time to go back farming sea triggers, and get more and more JoL pops.
Oh and, Novio+Novia dropped off it :3

Keep having fun with BLM. But I admit I’m having some bad luck with it.
Multiple deaths followed by lot of R1s and even 2-3 HPs. This is not good. And I left my character LVL74 with 4k tnl :(
But I think Kerb got my 75 back this night, <3! :D

Multiple R1 came mostly from Limbus while doing Apollyon, me and Kerb even almost killed Behemot!

That was kinda depressing, I had no MP, Kerb died and had like 30 secs left D:
Drained it when it was at 3%, hoping it was enough to kill it, but it wasnt ><

We got fucked on time because Behemots were literally mating and couldnt pull em at all. A failed pull attempt made us wipe and lose a good 5~ ish mins at least, mins that would have been useful to clear NW Apollyon D:
Anyway, I’m like 25ish coins short for musical earring, this means another run or two :3

This gonna be better no doubt next time. We made another strat and it will work 200% better andwill be 400% more productive/damaging.
/cant wait :>

Still regarding BLM, I got pimped and got some stuff, and most of all, a satisfaction kill!

Obviousily, got some help for organ farming ;< (guess from who? lol.) and right now I’m only 3 Hmpede short for my last obi, the Thunder one. Then I guess I’m done with this kind of items (Have already light, dark and Relaxing earring~)

Got 2nd Bob’d thingy, really doubt I’ll make any use of the robe before 2012, unlike the crown wich may actually happen!

And for Bahamut, I’m so happy because I really did some decent damage comparing my spells to Kerb’s (we were the only two BLMs, and that was B1)
Gratz to Mallo, Matix, Hakkenshi and others for the fight done!

(Gorgeus screenshot stolen from Kerb :3)

We’re almost done on 9/9 for our third Odin fight.
If I remember correctly, we lacking only last T3 clear and we will be able to fight that guy again. I’m a bit sad because I won’t be able to play as WHM due lag/lolUMTS.
Playing BRD doesn’t look that exciting, I just hope I’ll be allowed to come as SMN :(
That job is getting rusty, haven’t fought any Tiamat/Khimaira for ages and last Vrtra attempt was a TP burn! My Carby is ronery!

Got the most awesome BLM cape ever <3
Here it goes my 2nd Einherjar item! Next one gonna be MND one, and with that I can definitely sell Prism cape~
Morgana Choker is appealing too, but I’ll keep sticking with my lolAjari Bead Necklace :3

Finally Kerb got his Bonecraft Signboard!
Congratulations, it’s so damn awesome and good looking! I want one too! I wonder how other ones looks like!

This also means I can start raping his GPs and buying HQ crystals :O
I have a little list of stuff I’d really like to HQ and have em signed:

• Genie Tiara
• Genie Weskit (Big amount of wasted money INC)
• Macuahuitl +1 (Easy stuff really)
• Nereid Ring (0/3x and counting :<)

I’d like Genie Lappa too but the Megalobugard Tusk costs like a lung D;
And actually got my first pair of Lappas few days ago, I’ve been a gimpy BLM with no JSE legs at all, due the tusk! Om, I suck I know!
But after some failed binds at Mammet ENM, I decided to get one and delay again the upcoming Sorcerer’s Ring :\
Hopefully, if my Sha’ir feet sells (stupid people bojackn’ AH price) and we get BOMB drop on Brothers bc, I’ll be veeeeery close to be able to buy it!
But then again, I utterly suck, merits where. /selfstab

PLD almost 55! Started leveling it again! Gonna getmy level today or even 56 if possible!
But I still need to open coffer in Garlaige D: Any help pwetty please?

Shiny taru is shinyz

If my job was DRG I could literally say I “jumped” to lvl 50 so quick~!
I hit this level on PLD last sunday, and tanking stuff is getting more and more pleasant, and people I party’d with are happy how I’m doin’ my job!

I guess I’ll stop EXP for now. I’ll try to gather all the Gallant pieces (and then, watch my inventory definitely die) and spawn the Goblin for Parade Gorget (thing that requires Kerb to help since I’m retarded :c)
And maybe………why not, some skillups. Been trying to unlock Morgenstern while raising club attempting to get Hexa Strike. I’ll get Reverend Mail this week end, gonna be a melee WHM soon~! Where’s my oHat ? D:

Gonna move to new house on monday, so this week end will probably be the last, unless UMTS signal’s goin to be very good and will be then able to connect…. /emujowah ;;

We attempted Attowha ENM but I failed miserably :<
Damn me casting Thunder IV so hasty, and failed a stun wich caused death and failure ;;
Guess will be better next time~ and not my fault if antlions hits like trucks!

Not that Limbus went better.. did Ele tower a couple of times but on the first run chest were so gay since no time ever spawned, and we lacked of it ><
On the second run, lolShiva raped us (ok, don’t ask why D:, basically, was me panicking too much and screwed stuff in the worst way ever!)
I just want BLM itamz, since I have already the one from Apollyon :(

Found Phaesia in Whitegate! Too bad she was afk! ; ;
Spotted her on Deviantart and she’s a nice artist. You should check her work out!
http://phaesia.deviantart.com/
Happy to see more and more FFXI artist around! (Reminds me I still have to finish a pic x.x)

We killed Odin this week end.
Our win was pretty close, would have probably lost if we lacked a couple of people.
That ugly guy gifted us again with an eBody, congratulation Graeson <3!!!!!
But your WAR will be gimp forever regardless. I’m sorry :(!

We went to poke Jormy as well (wich I couldn’t get in…. was waiting/asking this for months ;;;;;;;;) and Vrtra.
People managed to p0wn Jorm’ass succesfully, while Vrtra took revenge on us for his fallen friend :(
……..only ’cause stuns failed… but was fun overall!

And news, Dekka still hates me.

Odin’s so generous, like Aerns

Not talking about Odin yet is quite lame. We had a wonderful but yet messy fight wich brought us to the victory!

Writing while resting between a mob and another, while soloing on Qiqirns RNGs with my BLM64.

Anyway! Went in with a full ally and other 1 or 2 parties, I was there as WHM in….. tank party.
I admit I was very nervous and really afraid to fail xD since I coulnd’t really recall any of Odin’s move (my memory fails so badly) and of course I couldn’t really miss stuff like paralyna or erases.
I wanted to make a video but unfortunately Fraps crashed on me, I’m sorry ><!!
We made some little mistakes, but can’t really get angry over it because it was the first time for everyone. We just failed with Valkyrie pulling, and one even killed me, but whatever : P
I can’t really describe in details how the whole run went since I’ve been busy healing all the time, but what matter most is what we found after killing him…….. :3

mBody on Odin! And Koenig! We definitely had a mass gasm once we saw the pool. Especially because each single piece went to people who really deserved them.

The fight was sooooo awesome, and I can’t wait to face that ugly guy again!
After that, I had enough points to get my first Einherjar reward, and I admit i’ve been wondering lot of time to decide wich item I should get……and was undecided between Morgana Chocker and Omega Ring, so…..

And probably next item I’ll get will that BLM cape XD Huge boost of INT, meeeh I can’t wait!

I’ve been “wasting” time leveling BLM, both soloing chigoes in Aydeewa and leeching in sea/ule with Kerb. As I said earlier, I’m exping right now on some new solo mobs, and hopefully I’ll get close to 65!

While leveling in sea, we managed to pop Ix’DRG……. and kill it!

I’ve been looking for this for looooooooong time! Thanks alot Kerb, Graeson and Td who helped killing the Aern ♥

WoG is awesome. I don’t get why people say it sucks, I see so much potential in this new expansion pack.
The new areas are pretty, and Campaign is a nice quick way to wast time/get exp once you get all maws around the world. I still need to do most OPs, but anyway^^
The fact you can see FFXI storyline ‘ chars in the past, like little Ajido or the Mithra leader is so awesome!

Won’t level DNC or SCH till i finish BLM, and then going for PLD. So sad my little tank is still sitting emo and alone at 35, really need to proceed to 75! And working on RDM and NIN subs for the jobs I have.

I made a new pic for souleater’ splash page, added Kerb and Taritai, with links to their journals.
While tari’s blog is hosted at souleater, Kerb’ one is just a ninja redirect to his LJ D;
Hope you like!